i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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