The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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