i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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