Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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