im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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