I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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