do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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