He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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