i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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