if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize