i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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