hotel room ftw
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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