he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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