wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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