Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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