Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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