Pappa wants mamma naked
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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