he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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