are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
false alarm. still invincible.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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