I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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