I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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