I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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