Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
no you cant smoke seaweed
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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