after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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