yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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