i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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