He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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