she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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