i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
