cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm gonna fight the coyote
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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