Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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