I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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