After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
he thought i was a dude.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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