I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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