He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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