Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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