He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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