Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
operation harelip BJ is a go
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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