I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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