Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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