Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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