I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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