and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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