Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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