Ambien. No doubt about it.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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