a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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