nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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