try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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