I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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