Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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