She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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