hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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