i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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