drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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